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It’s Called a Vagina

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For the love of Gucci gals: it’s a VAGINA !!!!!!

Everyone has that one reference to genitalia that makes their skin crawl. To be honest I don’t get offended that easily, what can I say?  It’s a gift!  There Is something about a woman referring vagina as “down there” that really makes me wanna shake the shit out of someone. It sounds pedophillic,  we need to stop this nonsense. By using this term, it sounds like you are ashamed of your vagina and/or you think it’s ugly.  And if you think it’s ugly, then so will whomever you are presenting it to.

Let’s say you DO think your vagina is ugly.  Well, learn to love it, dearest, because unless you have the cash, it’s the only one you got!  External vaginal rejuvenation/ tightening with labiaplasty usually runs around $3-6K MINIMUM in the US.
“Down there” sounds like a filthy cave in a mountain, or a dusty ass basement. Come now, show some respect!  Your vagina has been with you through thick and thin! Your vagina played hurt. Your vagina has seen things that keep her up at night, all to make you happy. So please, let us not refer to her as “Down There.” Be proud of your beautiful bits!!!!  Muff, or no Muff, stand proud when you get out of the shower, or waxing salon, and think : “I got you, babe.”.

 

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Vagina Vanity Tips

1. DON’T use that body wash on your most sacred orifice save FOR your ears

DO use an all natural soap with out artificial fragrances. Try Stript Wax Bar’s vajacial soap, or Whole Foods vegan soaps, or just hop over to any drug store and grab a bar of Aveeno soap.

2. Trim it down gals. I’m not saying eveyone needs to be waxed and shinning like the top of the Chrysler building, but how are you going to learn to love IT you can’t even find it? I personally feel shaving is for savages if your going to rid yourself of hair please wax or laser. Shaving causes cuts, dry skin, hypprigmentation, in grown hairs aka Pseudofolliculitits pubis. Google image THAT word if you ever not want to eat again.

3. Try a professional wax. Friends don’t let friends wax at nail salons! Please make sure your going to reputable waxing boutique  that uses hard wax not strip wax. Hard wax adheres to only the hair.

4. Try a Vajacial. It’s done after your wax so you’re already in position, why not give it a go? If your prone to ingrown hairs and hyperpigmentaion this is a great service for you to try.    visit  www.striptwaxbar.com

5. Vajazzle . Add a lil rhinestone sparkle for the big reveal.

6. Vasparkle. It’s just like a vajazzle but with glitter instead of rhinestones. Note: you will need rubbing alcohol to remove it.

7. A healthy vagina is a happy vagina! A happy vagina has a healthy vaginal flora

Note: A healthy vagina has a PH of 3.5 to 4.5

*Drink water

*Eat your veggies

*Try to limit sugar in your diet

*Wear cotton undies or none (no judgement)

*See your gyno if something seems a miss, Don’t go self diagnosing yourself.

* Take chlorophyll pills, I swear by them ! Chlorophyll promotes cleansing, eliminates body odors, promotes healthy iron levels and chlorophyll controls hunger and cravings.

 

 

“High five on the clean punani” – The Sweetest Thing

Xoxo

Rach

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8 Responses to It’s Called a Vagina

  1. Jenn says:

    This was the funniest most informative bit I’ve read about vaginas!! Everyone needs a girlfriend like you Rachel! Keeping it real, all while not taking life too serious. The best!! Looking forward to your next piece of advice.

  2. Mike says:

    interesting …

  3. Rach H says:

    Great read ” High five to the clean punani!!”

  4. Anita says:

    Thanks for the tips Rachel! I will try the chlorophyll pills.

  5. Charlie says:

    I feel better and more educated. And I don’t even have a vagina.

  6. Fyrch says:

    “down there” – yeah, it sounds stupid. Did someone under 50 say it?

    It’s a cultural artifact, like etiquette & chivalry – only us grey-beards talk like that. Still, you kids don’t want to hear about thrombosed hemorrhoids even though there’s no such thing as polite conversation any longer.

  7. Larry says:

    It’s called…Larry’s secret hiding place.

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